Why Won't Obama Give You a Job?

From the Washington Post.

"The White House thinks the stimulus is working, and it doesn't want you on its payroll."

You have to be tied to him politically, be from Harvard, Chicago, a Socialist/Communist at large, or tied to a union.

"Since taking office, the Obama administration has studiously avoided paying people to go to work, which could be accomplished by subsidizing workers' private-sector employment or by creating new government-paid jobs. There are programs in a handful of states that financially compensate employees who cut their hours to prevent broader layoffs at their companies -- an approach that costs relatively little, since it results in lower payouts of unemployment benefits, and that has helped Germany keep unemployment under 8 percent despite the deep slowdown there. But the Obama administration has so far opted not to expand this initiative. And aside from a small summer employment program for young people, it has not sought to create jobs on the public payroll, something the country did in the 1930s and 1970s. "