Thursday, April 22, 2010
Obama Signs Comprehensive U.S.-Utopia Agreement
From Optoons. It's a cartoon--you have to go there to see it.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Victory Over Obama, Inflation, and Taxes to Come
From me.
The relevant bit: "Go ahead, Obama, try to tax me and inflate me into oblivion. You may get the money, but you can't tax the garden, or my labors in it! The pantry has already been taxed (at much lower rates), and you can't tax it again. Everything's paid for but the house, and soon, it too will be paid for, leaving only Hubby's income vulnerable to you. I'll just have to look for more shelters--that's the easy part. I cut MY spending to the lowest I care to go, and pretty much Obama-proofed myself, now how about YOU and GOVERNMENT doing the same?
Since you can't infringe on states' taxing authority, I'm already declaring victory in this brewing war you're bringing. Now you can see how even your own wife is circumventing your clever tax plans with her own garden, and spreading the wealth to future generations with her campaign of garden encouragement to curb kid obesity. She's also circumventing your plan to get healthy people into your health insurance game--they'll be too healthy for insurance, and will just pay the penalty!
Gardening helped to bring down Hitler and Stalin, and it will help to bring you down, too. Best of all, there's damned little you can do about it, short of dropping a bomb in my back yard, or sending black-trench coated goons over one night to dig everything up. But alas, I have property rights, and can sue!
I hope you can run a rototiller. That'll be what I'm asking for in damages--you PERSONALLY coming over every spring to rototill my garden...you know, the scene of the crime."
I'm thinking every April 15th would be a good day, unless it's raining.
The relevant bit: "Go ahead, Obama, try to tax me and inflate me into oblivion. You may get the money, but you can't tax the garden, or my labors in it! The pantry has already been taxed (at much lower rates), and you can't tax it again. Everything's paid for but the house, and soon, it too will be paid for, leaving only Hubby's income vulnerable to you. I'll just have to look for more shelters--that's the easy part. I cut MY spending to the lowest I care to go, and pretty much Obama-proofed myself, now how about YOU and GOVERNMENT doing the same?
Since you can't infringe on states' taxing authority, I'm already declaring victory in this brewing war you're bringing. Now you can see how even your own wife is circumventing your clever tax plans with her own garden, and spreading the wealth to future generations with her campaign of garden encouragement to curb kid obesity. She's also circumventing your plan to get healthy people into your health insurance game--they'll be too healthy for insurance, and will just pay the penalty!
Gardening helped to bring down Hitler and Stalin, and it will help to bring you down, too. Best of all, there's damned little you can do about it, short of dropping a bomb in my back yard, or sending black-trench coated goons over one night to dig everything up. But alas, I have property rights, and can sue!
I hope you can run a rototiller. That'll be what I'm asking for in damages--you PERSONALLY coming over every spring to rototill my garden...you know, the scene of the crime."
I'm thinking every April 15th would be a good day, unless it's raining.
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